Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

rubybellucci:

*watches anaconda video*

me: *does 100 squats*

voodooling:

The gang is playing Cards Against Humanity and Bucky’s got something to reveal.. ;]

Inspired by this post

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

jamietheignorantamerican:

junebouvierr:

idiot

Free him.
— Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)
Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

adoxographist:

mogchi:

Hello there, August.

Behind my abs are….. BETTER ABS.